GIR Quotes |
| | Speaker | Episode |
| Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns. The longer we stand here, the more they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I will destroy them. | |
| I gonna play with the cheese. | |
| UGH! I can't take you anywhere without you ruining my plans, GIR. This couldn't be any more humiliating. | |
| I was watching you the whole pathetic time, ZIM. If Irkens are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser? | |
| Well, okay then. We're all here. Now... cringe in fear at the newest, most amazing addition to ZIM's army of evil, MY INCREDIBLE NEW SIDEKICK! MINIMOOSE! | |
| He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', 'Moose! | |
| Those are nubs of DOOM! | |
| I know how much it must upset you, but you have to understand....you're horrible. | |
| EXCELLENT, MINNIMOOSE! Truly you are the sidekick I always wanted! If I were capable of love, I might accually love you, maybe! | |
| HA! I was the SUCKMUNKEY all along, ZIM! I got you now! | |
| This is sad. I'd send pictures of this to Mysterious Mysteries, but you trying to open a moose would get me laughed at. | |
| MINIMOOSE! NOOOOO! WHY HAST THOU FAILED MEEEE!? NOOOOOOO!!!! | |
| YAY! I get to play with the moose! Playin' with the moose! | |
