Kids, I'm glad we could have this dinnertime recording together. Now, Gaz, if you could just put that can of beans in the proton oven! Be sure to take them out of the can or the explosion will destroy all human life!
That didn't wipe out all life as we know it! You lied to me, Dad!
Dib! Come eat your stinking food!
The eating begins now!
Hands off my food, imposter!
Hey! You're getting chunks of wall in the food!
Don't panic, Gaz! That's not really me! He must be part of Zim's latest plan to replace me! Or something!
I know. The philosophical implications are quite... philosophical.
Your memories are really of me doing all of those things! You have a copy of my magnificent brain inside you!
No! It's all lies! You're a clone! Zim must've sent you! I'm gonna stop you, because I'm the real Dib! I'm the real Dib! Not you!
Am I really that annoying?
Hey... I don't remember having tentacles…
Hey! Dib's bein' all weird and giant again!
Dib's looking a little bit different this filthy Earth day. Wait a minute!
Hey! That's an Irken power signature inside of you! You're Tak's ship!
I'm sorry, Dib. I tricked you and escaped. I thought I was the real Dib but I was confused. Would you like to get inside and I could take you to Skool... pal?
We can repair my flight systems together! Just Dib and Dib!
Bad ship! Bad!
Soon you will dumped in the city cess pool, where your innards will melt for millions of years!
Silence! I'm ingenious!
Ship! Can you remember our fifth birthday when we fought off that swarm of alien ghost bee babies?
Ah! The cess pool! Prepare for your smelly demise of smelll!
I like corn! I do.
I AM DIB! Everyone thinks I'm a freak! I'm a loser!