No playing with the dirty cow monsters, GIR! This is serious work we do!
I’ll pump the cows full of human sewage.
Cows are my friends…
I don’t like you.
As soon as I’ve tainted the humans meat supply with filth, they will be ripe for conquest. Soon the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with DOOKY!!
GIR! Bring me Cow…
I like dooky!
Sometimes I’m afraid to find out what’s going on in that insane head of yours…
Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!
Stop! You’ll blow our ingenious cover!
I will make you suffer large, alien!
No more distractions, GIR! Attack the human!
Sir, target is a hologram and therefore not a threat to our mission!
Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet for the coming badness! Yay.
Yes, yes…Yes! With you fully functional and by my side, we shall rule this world sooner than without you by my side…not being…fully… uh, let’s get outta here.
You are now the evil henchman I so rightly deserved all along, GIR. An assistant worthy of me!
GIR! What have you done? This isn’t information retrieval! Are you insane?
I have captured the enemy for meat testing! Praise me! Praise me!
Great. Now I have to wipe his brain to make him forget all he's seen!
This memory transplant will take hours! I planned on spending this afternoon experimenting on the happiness centers of that Earth child’s brain…
I’m so happy! All the time! Just great!
Make silence now, human!
You dare tell me what I already know?
Did ya know that?
Of course I…rrrgh!… your legs are stupid!
That’s a good GIR.
The master is not utilizing me properly! I will show my ‘Master’ how information collecting is done!
An information center... Excellent.
I’m sorry, you have two discs overdue. We'll have to confiscate your retinas!
I require access to all human knowledge!
Not acceptable, library drone!
My tentacles! Where are my tentacles?
Don’t worry, officer. You are in a filthy earth brain hospital. Your feelings are normal. There’s a squid brain in your head!
Something’s wrong! My ink! Why can’t I shoot ink anymore? What kind of squid can’t shoot ink?!
Situation at the public library: Flying metal child draining the brains of citizens. Respond immediately!
It’s GIR! I've got to stop him before he ruins everything! That horrible robot!
Please! Just take me back to the sea!
The knowledge… it fills me… it is neat!
GIR! You’ve drained enough humans today!
You are no commander! You are a threat to the mission! Your methods are stupid! Your progress has been stupid! Your intelligence is stupid! For the sake of the mission, you must be terminated!
Ink…not…working! All that comes out is… you don’t wanna know what comes out…
Stupidity is the enemy! Zim is enemy!
Wait! Don’t leave me on land!
Target found! Eliminate moron!
Curse you, snacks! Curse yoooooouuuuu!!!
For the good of the mission…
GIR… you were my servant once! Remember?
Yes. I didn’t like it.
Vision…impaired! Can’t see!!
Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!
I want to thank you. That was quite an adventure! The car wreck, the library fight, and then the galactic space battle that happened on the way to this beach.
Yes, yes, very nice, now into the ocean with you, where you can tell no one of these things.
He’s gettin’ eaten by a shark.