GIR Quotes |
| | Speaker | Episode |
| Hi, cow! | |
| No playing with the dirty cow monsters, GIR! This is serious work we do! | |
| I’ll pump the cows full of human sewage. | |
| Cows are my friends… | |
| I don’t like you. | |
| As soon as I’ve tainted the humans meat supply with filth, they will be ripe for conquest. Soon the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with DOOKY!! | |
| GIR! Bring me Cow… | |
| I like dooky! | |
| Sometimes I’m afraid to find out what’s going on in that insane head of yours… | |
| Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion! | |
| Weenies! | |
| Stop! You’ll blow our ingenious cover! | |
| I will make you suffer large, alien! | |
| No more distractions, GIR! Attack the human! | |
| Sir, target is a hologram and therefore not a threat to our mission! | |
| Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet for the coming badness! Yay. | |
| Yes, yes…Yes! With you fully functional and by my side, we shall rule this world sooner than without you by my side…not being…fully… uh, let’s get outta here. | |
| You are now the evil henchman I so rightly deserved all along, GIR. An assistant worthy of me! | |
| GIR! What have you done? This isn’t information retrieval! Are you insane? | |
| I have captured the enemy for meat testing! Praise me! Praise me! | |
| Great. Now I have to wipe his brain to make him forget all he's seen! | |
| Wha? Aliens! | |
| This memory transplant will take hours! I planned on spending this afternoon experimenting on the happiness centers of that Earth child’s brain… | |
| I’m so happy! All the time! Just great! | |
| Make silence now, human! | |
| You dare tell me what I already know? | |
| Did ya know that? | |
| Of course I…rrrgh!… your legs are stupid! | |
| That’s a good GIR. | |
| The master is not utilizing me properly! I will show my ‘Master’ how information collecting is done! | |
| An information center... Excellent. | |
| I’m sorry, you have two discs overdue. We'll have to confiscate your retinas! | |
| I require access to all human knowledge! | |
| Not acceptable, library drone! | |
| My tentacles! Where are my tentacles? | |
| Don’t worry, officer. You are in a filthy earth brain hospital. Your feelings are normal. There’s a squid brain in your head! | |
| Something’s wrong! My ink! Why can’t I shoot ink anymore? What kind of squid can’t shoot ink?! | |
| Police Dispatcher | Situation at the public library: Flying metal child draining the brains of citizens. Respond immediately! | |
| It’s GIR! I've got to stop him before he ruins everything! That horrible robot! | |
| Please! Just take me back to the sea! | |
| The knowledge… it fills me… it is neat! | |
| GIR! You’ve drained enough humans today! | |
| You are no commander! You are a threat to the mission! Your methods are stupid! Your progress has been stupid! Your intelligence is stupid! For the sake of the mission, you must be terminated! | |
| Ink…not…working! All that comes out is… you don’t wanna know what comes out… | |
| Stupidity is the enemy! Zim is enemy! | |
| Wait! Don’t leave me on land! | |
| Target found! Eliminate moron! | |
| Curse you, snacks! Curse yoooooouuuuu!!! | |
| For the good of the mission… | |
| GIR… you were my servant once! Remember? | |
| Yes. I didn’t like it. | |
| Vision…impaired! Can’t see!! | |
| Hi, floor! Make me a sammich! | |
| I want to thank you. That was quite an adventure! The car wreck, the library fight, and then the galactic space battle that happened on the way to this beach. | |
| Yes, yes, very nice, now into the ocean with you, where you can tell no one of these things. | |
| He’s gettin’ eaten by a shark. | |
