Dib Quotes |
| | Speaker | Episode |
| If I don't get him to sign this the world as we know it will be destroyed! | |
| Are you kidding? I need my dad's permission to save the world? | |
| Mankind depends on it! | |
| Thanks Gaz! Don't want to starve to death while saving the Earth! | |
| Let it be known that from this day, until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine. Dib, you will not know the meaning of peace, for I shall rain misery down upon your pizza stealing heart! | |
| You'd think people would be a little more eager to help fight off an invading alien swarm. | |
| How am I supposed to know what Dad's first sentient thought was? | |
| I took the staff entrance. | |
| Battle? | |
| All of Shunk's dreams not come true! | |
| Little guy betray me! Shunk feel hurt like never before! | |
| You know, he says he could slice you...like a pizza! And your head is hideously misshapen. | |
| What does this have to do with science? | |
| How did you pass the verbal portion of the exam anyway? | |
| Dib says he wants you to explode and your head is still big! | |
| Wugga: Doctor say big head not mean anything bad! Shunk not bad! Shunk eat enemy! | |
| Hey, Shunk, how 'bout we do that tie thing now, eh? | |
| Big head can go off and explode huh? | |
| Shunk destroy! | |
| You gotta sign this! For the sake of all mankind! | |
| Now, now. I don't sign autographs backstage, little boy. | |
| Noooooo!!! Planet Earth, doooomed! | |
| When the aliens have come and we're all slaves to their alien evil, will the world ever know how hard I tried? | |
| The world is saved! | |
