A conquered Earth
A conquered Earth Episodes A conquered Earth Characters A conquered Earth The Zim Universe A conquered Earth Zim Zone A conquered Earth Downloads A conquered Earth Credits A conquered Earth Links A conquered Earth
A conquered Earth InvaderZim.TV A conquered Earth
A conquered Earth A conquered Earth A conquered Earth A conquered Earth A conquered Earth A conquered Earth A conquered Earth
A conquered Earth
GIR Quotes
 
Speaker
Episode
GIR
GIR, reporting for duty!
GIR
I...don't...know!
GIR
I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom do doom doo doom doom
GIR
I saw a squirrel.
GIR
I wanna be a mongoose.
GIR
I do.
GIR
Can I be a mongoose dog?
GIR
Leprechauns!
GIR
Meow!
GIR
I can't take it, you're too smart for me!
GIR
That boy loves you so much!
GIR
Yes. Wait a minute... no.
GIR
I got chocolate bubblegum!
GIR
No, wait! Come back! I need stuff
GIR
Ooh! This is my favorite show!
GIR
Wait, no, this is my favorite show!
GIR
Look! It's my favorite show!
GIR
I love this show.
GIR
I'm running, I'm running!
GIR
I'm naked!
GIR
Finally.
GIR
I wanna watch the scary monkey show!
GIR
Ooo - I like madness!
GIR
Oh, I left that at home.
GIR
The guidy, chippy, thingy.
GIR
To make room for the cupcake!
GIR
I miss you, cupcake.
GIR
Aw, it likes me!
GIR
Why don't we ask the information humans for help?
GIR
Are we gonna ride the sun home?
GIR
I'm gonna eat a rat!
GIR
I smell dooky!
GIR
Woo! I like destroying!
GIR
I emptied it out
GIR
To make room for the tuna.
GIR
Hooray for Earth!
GIR
Let's go to my room, pig!
GIR
See you later, pig!
GIR
I'm gonna roll around the floor for a little bit, 'K?
GIR
Aw, somebody needs a hug!
GIR
I'm gonna hug you!
GIR
Yaaaay!!!
GIR
What?
GIR
I am government man, come from the government, the government has sent me.
GIR
Ho ho ho! This is not an alien life form! He is an experimental government aircraft!
GIR
That's a government pig!
GIR
I know; I'm scared too.
GIR
Wooo! Do that again
GIR
Let's make biscuits! Let's make biscuits!
GIR
So? He seems nice!
GIR
I like TV!
GIR
Tell me a story about giant pigs!
GIR
Yay!
GIR
Ah.
GIR
Yes.
GIR
Mmm.
GIR
I... I love you....
GIR
I had a coupon!
GIR
Yes, I will stop. I will obey.
GIR
I'm dancin' like a monkey!
GIR
Hypnotic powers
GIR
Tacos!
GIR
Where's my moose?
GIR
I guess so.
GIR
Boring!
GIR
Do a little dance!
GIR
I'm gonna make toast!
GIR
Awww...don't be sad, master. I know what'll make you feel better.
GIR
Must obey the taco man!
GIR
I'm gonna get me some of those tacos!
GIR
Maybe you're right. Maybe I'll get a giant burrito too.
GIR
BURRITTTTTOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
GIR
I love the little tacos. I love them good.
GIR
But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
GIR
Where's my mouth?!
GIR
Wait, if you destroyed Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy, then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him, and then he will be your enemy so you will have to send a robot back
GIR
Why my piggy?! I loveded you, piggy! I loveded you!
GIR
Yay, we're doomed!
GIR
Where did the last piggy go?
GIR
All these children get to go to a special place made entirely of food. I like food.
GIR
That's my favorite phase!
GIR
Moosey fate, say moosey fate!
GIR
Where's Ultra-Peepi?
GIR
But Dib's seen us before and he knows where we live.
GIR
Awww... He's cute! And stinky lookin'!
GIR
I like babies!
GIR
I'm gonna play with the babies!
GIR
Babies!
GIR
Aw... I wanted to explode!
GIR
I'm guarding the house!
GIR
None may pass! You are an intruder!
GIR
Why is his head so big? Why is his head so big?!
GIR
The mystery of the prize...
GIR
Yaay! I'm gonna be sick!
GIR
I gonna watch it again!
GIR
You got any of them taquitos?
GIR
No! I'm still watching it! I wanna see what happens! I need it!
GIR
I gotta go, pig! I'll see you later!
GIR
Are we there yet?
GIR
I can see up its nose!
GIR
Ooo - what's this do?
GIR
My taquitos!
GIR
He's so mean to my master! He not like the Zim! I seen it! Dib is bad!
GIR
I was the chubby lady hiding in the bushes!
GIR
That's when the giant squirrel showed up!
GIR
And then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head!
GIR
And then the squirrel flew away!
GIR
After that, he went back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys.
GIR
Me and the squirrel are friends?
GIR
Monkey!!!
GIR
Awww, your little robot boy is broken!
GIR
You get my Taquitos yet?
GIR
Taquitos!!! And a clown with no head!
GIR
Headless clown! Headless clown!
GIR
How 'bout clown Taquitos?
GIR
I don't wanna! ...Okay!
GIR
Yaaaay! It burns!
GIR
Got it. Okay. How am I doing? Okay, monkey. Got it. Okay. Okay, look out for the other monkey. Okay?
GIR
Look what I found! He smells real bad!
GIR
I know what you mean.
GIR
What you say?
GIR
No it won't!
GIR
But won't it just explode? Just like this...KABLAM!
GIR
Won't the s'plodey hurt?
GIR
But if the big s'plodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?
GIR
It's got chicken legs!
GIR
I had no idea!
GIR
I'm floatin'.
GIR
I can still see you!
GIR
The plug thing! It's not plugged!
GIR
Chicken! I'm gonna eat you!
GIR
Aww, you look so cute!
GIR
I really don't!
GIR
Hi, cow!
GIR
Cows are my friends?
GIR
I like dooky!
GIR
Weenies!
GIR
Sir, target is a hologram and therefore not a threat to our mission!
GIR
Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet for the coming badness! Yay.
GIR
I have captured the enemy for meat testing! Praise me! Praise me!
GIR
Did ya know that?
GIR
The master is not utilizing me properly! I will show my ?Master? how information collecting is done!
GIR
An information center... Excellent.
GIR
I require access to all human knowledge!
GIR
Not acceptable, library drone!
GIR
The knowledge? it fills me? it is neat!
GIR
Stupidity is the enemy! Zim is enemy!
GIR
Target found! Eliminate moron!
GIR
For the good of the mission?
GIR
Yes. I didn?t like it.
GIR
Vision?impaired! Can?t see!!
GIR
Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!
GIR
He?s gettin? eaten by a shark.
GIR
You're on fire!
GIR
Your head smells like a puppy!
GIR
Yay! Brains!
GIR
Only if you dance with me!
GIR
It's me! I was the turkey all along!
GIR
I was the turkey! Me!
GIR
Look at me go! I'm doing it!
GIR
I made mashed potatoes!
GIR
Yaaaaaay! I don't know what you just said!
GIR
I had a sammich in my head.
GIR
Yes, vermin lord!
GIR
Intruder!
GIR
Guess who made waffles!
GIR
There's waffle in 'em!
GIR
I like to make waffles?
GIR
These got peanuts and soap in 'em!
GIR
You look like you need waffles, whoo hoo hoo!
GIR
We're on TV! We're on TV!
GIR
You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits?
GIR
I like corn! I do.
Dib
I try to go through Zim's trash once a week. Mostly I just find burnt gerbils and worn down rubber piggies?
GIR
I gonna eat that fish!
GIR
I got monkies in me!
GIR
I's 'sposed to call the Tallest for him! He in trouble! Woo!
GIR
And then my master flew to the moon in a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!
GIR
I wants me a barrel of floss! I wants me two balls of glue?TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants?
GIR
We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly?
GIR
It's grotesque!
GIR
I call you a monkey. YOU A MONKEY!
GIR
And how was Skool, son?
GIR
I miss you, couch. I miss you so much!
GIR
Fooooled you! Now there's two GIR's! That's BEEF GIR! LET'S EAT'IM!
GIR
I gonna play with the cheese.
GIR
He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', 'Moose!
GIR
YAY! I get to play with the moose! Playin' with the moose!
GIR
You just gotta give him a chance, and open up his head and sleep in it like a squishy little bed.

Thank you for visiting, Pitiful Human! Webmaster Home

This site made with software.

© 2006 Michael Legg unless specifically noted.
All Zim images are owned by Nickelodeon.