What do you know about Count Cocofang?!
You're one of those skeptics, aren't you? Always questioning, always picking away at my theories!
The corporations are behind a lot of the conspiracies but the government, they're just one big conspiracyŕ
I've been following the Cocofang case for years.
We finally meet, Count Cocofang!
Come on, Fang! Let's dance!
I know, little man. I feel your pain. But one day, we'll catch him. One day we'll catch... the Fang.
Chickenfoot is not a real chicken. He's a space chicken... from a planet where pig demons rule!