Mysterious Mysteries Anchor Quotes
What exactly does the Blotch know?
Angry mutant beef jerky. No!
Are we alone in the universe? Tonight we'll show you some intriguing video that may just answer that vexing question!
Thanks to a horribly large headed boy named Dib, we have a new piece in the puzzle that is the search for alien life!
Aliens? That's quite a claim! Are you prepared to defend it?
Well, Zim. I guess my first question is... are you an alien?
Well, Dib. I guess the question for you is... are you crazy?
Zim. Tormented child with a skin condition scheming demon from the stars? Dib. Misunderstood visionary or raving lunatic?
I feel bad for the ugly green kid, but there's a decent chance he's crazy too!
I'm so fired.
Maybe I'm crazy!
In the end, even Mysterious Mysteries doesn't know what or who is haunting this fork. Maybe it's this guy!
And so, the legendary Chickenfoot has been exposed as a fake, calling into question all other monster sightings.
That's very interesting, Dib, but can you tell us more about your head?
Long have we belived ghosts were real, but NOW we have proof. THREE REAL ghosts and it's all thanks to Dib, the GREATEST PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR EVER TO LIVE!! CONGRATULATIONS, DIB!
So it turns out Dib is the greatest insane fraud ever. His trickery knows no limits.
Put the ghost in a ghost bucket for horrible painful tests.
Put Dib in an insane fraud bucket for testing.