Mysterious Mysteries Anchor Quotes |
| | Speaker | Episode |
| What exactly does the Blotch know? | |
| Angry mutant beef jerky. No! | |
| Are we alone in the universe? Tonight we'll show you some intriguing video that may just answer that vexing question! | |
| Thanks to a horribly large headed boy named Dib, we have a new piece in the puzzle that is the search for alien life! | |
| Aliens? That's quite a claim! Are you prepared to defend it? | |
| Well, Zim. I guess my first question is... are you an alien? | |
| Well, Dib. I guess the question for you is... are you crazy? | |
| Zim. Tormented child with a skin condition scheming demon from the stars? Dib. Misunderstood visionary or raving lunatic? | |
| I feel bad for the ugly green kid, but there's a decent chance he's crazy too! | |
| I'm so fired. | |
| Maybe I'm crazy! | |
| In the end, even Mysterious Mysteries doesn't know what or who is haunting this fork. Maybe it's this guy! | |
| And so, the legendary Chickenfoot has been exposed as a fake, calling into question all other monster sightings. | |
| That's very interesting, Dib, but can you tell us more about your head? | |
| Long have we belived ghosts were real, but NOW we have proof. THREE REAL ghosts and it's all thanks to Dib, the GREATEST PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR EVER TO LIVE!! CONGRATULATIONS, DIB! | |
| So it turns out Dib is the greatest insane fraud ever. His trickery knows no limits. | |
| Put the ghost in a ghost bucket for horrible painful tests. | |
| Put Dib in an insane fraud bucket for testing. | |
