Sargeant Hobo 678 Quotes |
| | Speaker | Episode |
| Your first task you scum-puddling squag doogies... is to choose a leader! | |
| Prepare yourselves, you slime-licking smort crabs, to face a series of trials! The finish line is the dreaded fortress of... PAIN! Any mistakes and you will be beamed away, to a losers holding pen. The holding pen of PAIN! | |
| You must use your wits to cross the molten pit of hideous screaming pain! | |
| Your power suit will provide some protection, but nothing will defend you from a stupid mistake! | |
| This is the stinking canyon of the ferocious meat-thirsty Hogulus! | |
| It's simple: navigate from this end to the far end... alive! | |
| Because of your incompetence your entire squad was eliminated! You are a disgrace to Hobo 13! | |
| I'm really looking forward to twisting you into a twisted, horrible knot... made from you! | |
| First person to be pushed through that field gets transported to - | |
| No, it's full! Now the loser gets sent to... the outhouse of madness! | |
| You are the worst student I've ever had! | |
| No, really. You're the worst. | |
