Sargeant Hobo 678 Quotes
Your first task you scum-puddling squag doogies... is to choose a leader!
Prepare yourselves, you slime-licking smort crabs, to face a series of trials! The finish line is the dreaded fortress of... PAIN! Any mistakes and you will be beamed away, to a losers holding pen. The holding pen of PAIN!
You must use your wits to cross the molten pit of hideous screaming pain!
Your power suit will provide some protection, but nothing will defend you from a stupid mistake!
This is the stinking canyon of the ferocious meat-thirsty Hogulus!
It's simple: navigate from this end to the far end... alive!
Because of your incompetence your entire squad was eliminated! You are a disgrace to Hobo 13!
I'm really looking forward to twisting you into a twisted, horrible knot... made from you!
First person to be pushed through that field gets transported to -
No, it's full! Now the loser gets sent to... the outhouse of madness!
You are the worst student I've ever had!
No, really. You're the worst.